The entire state of California was the first to have been told to stay at home, by order of the governor. In an effort to slow the spread of COVID-19, the nation’s most populous state — almost 40 million residents — must now practice shelter-at-home protocol (click here to see what that entails).
“Home isolation is not my preferred choice,” Gavin Newsom admitted, “but it’s a necessary one.”
Since then, other states have followed suit, with more to come. Have you always wanted to work from home and management said no? Well hallelujah brother, because by government decree, you’re following orders, and your commute time shrinks to zero, as does your use of body wash. Are you searching for the right way to reply to that email, or looking at coronavirus memes? Who knows? At last you can microwave fish leftovers in your dirty pajamas without your pesky co-workers complaining, the sensitive freaks.
